Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Property laws of a toddler

1. If I like it, it is mine.
2. If it's in my hand, it is mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it is mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it is mine.
5. If it is mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I am doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks like mine, it is mine.
8. If I saw it first, it is mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it
Automatically becomes mine.
10. If it is broken, it is yours.