PCMCIA -People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN -It Still Does Nothing
APPLE -Arrogance Produces Profit Losing Entity
SCSI -System Can't See It
SCSI -System Can't See It
BASIC -Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM -I Blame Microsoft
DEC -Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM -Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2- Obsolete Soon, Too
WWW -World Wide Wait
PENTIUM -Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL -Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA -A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP- Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS -Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS -Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT -Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
RISC -Reduced Into Silly Code
